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Constitution, Deportations and Sanctuary Cities

The Constitution — that battered old roadmap scrawled by whiskey-drenched revolutionaries — says only U.S. citizens can vote. Simple enough. But now some black-robed lunatic with a lifetime appointment is barking from the bench that we can’t even check if the voters are citizens. Hell, why not let the tourists cast a ballot while they’re at it?

And the law — Jesus, the law — says illegals should be deported. Get out. Go home. Clear the goddamn decks. But here come the judges again, frothing and howling to drag the ones we already kicked out back over the border, like some twisted zombie parade of bureaucratic madness.

Sanctuary cities? Illegal as moonshine on Sunday morning — but no, the judges say we can’t touch them. Let the mayors and their pet bureaucrats thumb their noses at federal law while the rest of us play by the rules and get kicked in the teeth for it.

This isn’t law anymore. It’s organized schizophrenia. A carnival of official stupidity where the judges wear the robes but the clowns run the show.

God help America — because the courts sure as hell won’t.